SHOPPING

I clicked off the telly, rose to my feet and stretched. I mosied over to my computer, took the disc The Baron had given me and inserted it. logging on, i connected to my old Alma Mater. several hundred kight years away, and I tapped into a diagnostic program in the mathematics database. I began to run the program against the siac the vamps had supplied. It shouldn't tale too long and i was certain that a correction file would ne available by the time I returned.
So I left with the computer humming and the vampiress dreaming in my closet.( do vampires dream? I made a point to ask another time).
It was a Friday morning, bright and sunny. Mine was the only car in the drive so my host and hostess had left for the day, no doubt Gail to work and Jim dropping the kids off at camp.
A short jaunt in the car brought me to Mama Renee's. I entered, the little bell on the door jingling to announce the arrival of a customer. It was that restaurant twilight zone between breakfast and lunch. The only other patrons were two little old monkey boys engaged in a game of chess in a corner both.
I took my favorite window table as Mama waddled over.
"Mr. Frazzi," she greeted. "Sleeping late again? It must be nice."
"Actually, I've been working late," I replied. "Got another long night tonight, I think."
"You know, God made a Sabbath for a reason. You've been working late for a long time now. What do you do. anyways?"
"Er, sociology," I answered with a touch of hesitation."
"And for this you work late? People are much more social early in the day."
"Yes, well, I'm researching the behavioral incongruencies of noctornally procliviated post adolescent malcontents."
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance......
"Sounds like birdwatching. Oy! Ologists! sociologists, psychologists, numerologists. It'a all the same. You get a degree, you learn more and more about less and less. Soon you know everything about nothing. Speaking of which, do you know what you'd like?"
"Yeah. Let me jave the corned beef and latka sandwich with a side of applesauce and some orange juice."
"You got it, Mr Frazzi."
With that she waddled off into the kitchen. A few minutes later she returned with my meal, bade me to enjoy, and went to check if the chess players needed anything else.
I ate quickly, enjoying to the fullest every greasy morsel, paid my bill and moved along with my planned shopping.. From the local supermarlet I picked up some ground garlic. Next stopo was a religous supply store for a silver crucifix. Just on case the vamps turned. That took several stops actually. Seems Irving's Judaic Gifts doesn't have much demand for them.
Live and learn.
Lastly, I found an occult supply store. Despite the New Age madness so prominent in much of the societal psyche, such places are scarce. I had to journey to the near West side to reach the closest.. There I acquired a supply of wolfsbane.
I still had about five hours to kill and didn't feel like immersing myself in more news. So I took in a movie.

